Good Luck?...I'm not so sure

This past weekend I was up in Langebaan and patiently waiting outside an ATM to draw some cash. Now I am a big believer in karma so when this happened I wasn't comforted by the reassurances of my 'friends' standing by. They kept saying "well it's good luck" and not "can I help clean that shit off your face?"

Yes, a bird flew over my head and literally dumped its stomach contents across my sunglasses, onto my face, and into my hair. It was an interesting texture which proved difficult to clean with only discarded atm slips. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Although I smelt bad for the rest of the day I guess I can find a silver lining to the whole experience: my 'friends' got a good laugh and I'm counting on that good luck kicking in sometime soon. According to my horoscope today, I'm a Capricorn, I'll be needing it.

Tip: (for those of you who will also have their first time sooner or later)
Carry wet wipes in the car at all times, oh and don't forget some things can fly.

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